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"Ali G In Da USAiii"
(Ch4, Fri 10.00) OK, I admit it, I don't like Ali G, I just want
to smack the fake goatee right across the room. And half of this was Sasha
Baron Cohen as other characters anyway, so can I have my money back for
false advertising? And for the fact he is responsible for both Richard
Madeley in a yellow tracksuit, and a nation of 9 year old boys shouting "Booyakasha"
for no obvious reason, he must be stopped. Please? I can't believe this was
only half an hour long, felt like a week!
"Reborn in the USA" (ITV, Sat 6.00) The
Final! The moment we've (OK, I've) been waiting for. Tony Hadley vs
Michelle Gayle. Not the final people were expecting, but Michelle has
impressed me a lot, she's proved that she can sing much better than I
thought.Tony Hadley was always going to win though, no questions asked.
Wonder how many more votes he would have got if he'd sung "True" or "Gold"
instead of "Through The Barricades"? Trouble with this show is that the
timings kept changing, I missed a couple of episodes because it had moved
AGAIN! Grrrr. And now it's all over,
Davina's back in the country. Expect at least three new shows in the next
couple of months (Oh, and BB4)
"I'd Do Anything" (BBC1, Sat 6.00)
Desperate for Publicity! Ian Wright is a footballer, he should stick to
kicking a ball around, and talking about football, not presenting Saturday
night tv. This is beyond dire. Should never have been allowed. It's
blatently not about the prizes, it's all about people who want to get their
faces on the telly and then spend the next week going round their local
radio stations as "Special Guests", believing they're going to get
discovered. Bah.
"I'm
A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here" (ITV, Mon 9pm, then all week)
OK, define celebrity? Ex-failed model who was the bimbo on series 2 of
Don't Forget Your Toothbrush, ex-Corrie actor, Ex-dancer, Ex-Eastenders
actress & cocaine addict, Celeb Chef, Celeb decorator, ex-singer & kids tv
voice-over, ex-cricketer, Weathergirl better known for dating the Welsh Lib
Dem bloke, ex-footballer & former Gladiators presenter. What's the most
common word? EX! It's another series of "I'm a Failure, Get Me A New
Career". I'm starting my campaign now, Vote Wayne Sleep for every
challenge! If he wants a new career, he's going to have to work for it! And
vote Toyah off before she carries out her threat to take her clothes off!
Please?
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