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"Home on Their Own" (ITV, Tues 8.30)
Muah-ha-ha-ha-ha! I can't quite figure out if this is some great big hoax
at the expense of the viewing public or not. Guaranteed not to be a second
series though, after all, who'd be daft enough to trust the programme
makers, and their own little darlings after seeing a council semi turned
into Dracula's nightmare with a foot-smell alarm clock & snack-proof
fridge? I can't help but watch, and laugh at the naivety of parents who
think their brats will just give them a nice pastel pink living room. Are
all kids that evil?
"My Family" (BBC1, Fri 8.30) Russ
Abbot? Why??
"Have I Got News For You?" (BBC1, Fri
9.30) Bruce Forsyth? I thought he'd
retired? Or have they just defrosted him from his cryogenic chamber for the
evening? Same way they keep Dennis Norden fresh too, I'm sure. Bring Back
Angus! I can't be doing with any more of these guest presenters, most of 'em
are blooming hopeless.
"Just For Laughs" (BBC1, Sat 7.00) I
enjoy the chance to play place spotting - in this case Leeds City Centre,
and a rather nice-if-pricey bar by the hospital, but not at the expense of
watchable TV. Remake of Game For A Laugh? I know what's brought this on, the
success of Dom Joly, but this is dire. Beyond dire even, I think I'm going
to have to leave the room. The only positive I can come up with is that they
didn't decide to resurrect Jeremy Beadle.
"Big
Brother" (Channel 4, E4, all the time) Two Evictions? Wooooooooooooooooh,
tense and dramatic moment! Or as near as it gets. Fed has got to go, and I'm
praying Jon goes too. I kind of like Cameron, in the way you like an old
woolly blanket in the back of your car. Serves no useful purpose, no
decorative purpose, but it's just sort of nice to have around. If Fed
manages to fail them this task I think someone will lynch
him. Me possibly. Tania's beginning to annoy me too now, so I'm putting in
an advance request for her to be nominated next week. Wonder what they're
going to do to bring their numbers back up to the right levels though? Put
Anouska back in? Put Davina in? Or how about Hannibal Lecter? That'd liven
things up a bit!
Quiz answer of the week - Dickie Davis
Lorraine
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