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"Wild In Your
Garden" (BBC2, all week 8.00 & late) and "Bill Oddie's Best of
British" (BBC2, all week 8.30) also known as "Lookit the Key-uuuuute Ickle
Animals Hour" Which I guess makes a change from the usual diet of soap,
reality and trash that I get force fed every week. This was fairly
educational too, if you like that kind of thing, if not turn the sound off &
look at the cuteness. Relaxing and Real, though I couldn't help singing the
Madonna classic "Bill oddie, Bill Oddie, Put your hands all over my body". I
sang that to him once you know, he looked quite worried. Wonder why?
Talking
of looking worried, the tourist board of Faliraki must be shaking in their
collective boots if they've seen "Club Reps: The
Workers" (ITV, Thu 10.30) Working in the very loosest sense of
the word. Drinking, getting a suntan & trying to sleep with someone new
every week isn't working in my book. Drunken slappers the lot of 'em, truth
be told. I'm positive Faliraki isn't actually like that, in the same way
that Ibiza, Corfu & all the rest weren't, they only pick out the worst, the
most shocking moments, and a fair bit of it is staged, but even so. And the
look of them? Am I allowed to say MINGERS??
"Holiday, You Call The Shots" (BBC1, Mon
7pm) Nice concept, scenery and making the celebs do what you tell them
to. Wouldn't I love to send them to a strip club or something? Two problems
though. 1) No Craig Doyle 2) Richard Whiteley
Rowland Rivron was bearable, but Richard Whiteley? Purlease! I don't watch
Countdown for a reason, I can't stand him. I figured I'd be fairly safe with
the BBC seeing as he's employed by Yorkshire TV, but no, up he pops!
"Guess Who's Coming To Dinner" (BBC2,
Mon 10.00) The Stannah Stairlift man
considering the age of most of the pickers so far. How about they have
someone under pension age on? Then maybe more than one of their choices
would still be alive. But I think this has conclusively proved that Bob
Monkhouse is going senile. Why else would he want to have dinner with Jeremy
Beadle?
"Big Brother 4" (Channel 4, E4 all the
time, eternally) Bye-bye to the NakedAmbition! Did you see he falling out
of her top on Friday night? Bit late to get 'em out now love, unless she's
hoping to get asked to do a nude centrefold for the Daily Sport. Federico's
really getting on my proverbials now, but he's not even up for eviction this
week, so I'm hoping he does something else stupid & gets kicked out
instead. Or maybe there's a plan afoot to throttle him in his sleep, which
is just about all he does. However, after last week's success, this week
I'm urging you to VOTE JON! I can't stand his droning on any longer. Grrrrr.
Quiz answer of the week - Chicken Dinner.
Lorraine
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